As I mentioned before, Bonaire is a well-known shore diving location. But here's the thing about
shore diving: it's hard. Especially hard for 115-pound weaklings like me. Hey, falling or jumping
off a boat into several dozen feet of water is a pretty easy proposition compared to
shore diving, where you have to walk at least thirty yards through shifting
sand (or sharp rocks, even worse) in unsupportive rubber booties, wearing a full bodysuit of stiff
neoprene and forty pounds of tank on your back, while every five seconds the surf changes direction
trying to knock you on your kiester.
In my case, I can't even attempt walking into the water while wearing my tank; I'd be on my back like
a turtle in two steps. That means poor long-suffering Mike has to wear one tank and heave the other one
until he's in water about three feet deep, where the tank rig will float on its own and I can slip into the rig sitting down.
So while we planned to try some shore diving, we figured to do most of our diving off boats, at least for
a few days.
I'd done some research and settled on the popular Buddy Dive service as our best choice. Buddy's was
a bit of a drive from our condo, but as we soon discovered, it had a very nice facility
and a great pier from which you could also shore dive.
Unfortunately, the boat diving turned out to be generally disappointing. Although riding the boats got us
into the water with less stress and exertion, the dive sites were lackluster with very little fish life. Ultimately
we enjoyed the shore dives more, although we only did a few of them. Our last couple of dives on the trip
were done right off our condominium pier -- just walk downstairs, suit up, and swim away.
However, there were a few perks we got from the boat trips.
While diving on the Buddy boats, we met Larry, a die-hard diver and underwater photographer. On our
mutual dives, he took a few photos of us which he generously shared.
Buddy Dive also had a stellar camera-rental facility. We'd tried underwater photography before
with little success, but that was before the digital revolution. We decided it was worth a few
bucks to rent some decent digital cameras (in underwater housings, of course) and give it
one more try. Here are the few decent photos that I managed to take:
Mike did a much better job overall than I did. I gave up on the photography after only one dive, but Mike kept at it a little longer and
thus got more decent pics. Later he confided that he didn't even try to
look through the viewfinder; he just aimed in a general direction and shot. After all,
digital "film" is free! One of his nice photos, of a pink sponge, is at left. It was only later,
when examining the photo at full resolution, that we discovered the hidden treasure: tiny
brittle starfish, the size of fingernails, hiding in the crevices of the sponge.
On one of our shore dives, Mike was paddling away from me into the depths while I was lazing along
nearer the shoreline. I noticed something odd -- well, two somethings actually -- floating several
feet above the bottom, probably about thirty yards away from me toward the shore. Not sure what I was seeing, I
started swimming slowly and cautiously toward the floaters; if they were creatures, I didn't want
to scare them. I had closed about a third of the distance when my eyes widened in recognition: they
were little squid! I'd never seen any before and was really excited. I turned back toward Mike, deperately hoping I could
get his attention. But no, he was turned away, poking around on the bottom. I nearly twisted off
my own neck turning first to the squid, then to Mike:LOOK AT ME DAMMIT!
Finally Mike turned around where he could see me and I
tried to gesture "Come here!" without disturbing the little critters.
He started to swim back too fast, and the little blobs, each less than a foot long,
instantly changed direction and started heading
away from me. I pointed frantically in their direction and Mike took off like a bat out of hell after them.
Neither of us ever got very close, but at least Mike managed to take one too-distant but precious
souvenir photo of the one unique dive experience we had in Bonaire.